Transport requirements

Writing of cyclists reminds How Ridiculous of an exchange between one of our friends and her Father prior to the birth of HR's godson.

The conversation went something like this.

'I take coffee at work with a girl who, at eight months, has discovered she is with child; and she didn't know.'

Silence. Then: 'Well...what about...well...you know...her cycle?'

'Daddy! I will not discuss other people's motor transport requirements in mixed company.'