A wild time in Driffield

Having reported said incident to one of How Ridiculous's dearest friends, she responded in her typically God's own county fashion: 'Bloody antipodians!'

She then proceeded to tell How Ridiculous about the weekend she was spending with her Brother and his family.

'Still in Driff. Am knackered. Cock and hens very amusing - dirty b******s. Bunty n ben! Una n ray more like!'

As How Ridiculous replied: 'Don't talk to me about frisky cocks, I've been swimming this afternoon.'