Does Whitney Houston swim?

Does Whitney Houston swim? How Ridiculous only asks because if she does she would surely agree that swimming is not a contact sport. If only others agreed and acted accordingly.

To the local swimming pool for How Ridiculous this afternoon. It soon dawned that HR was in what we might call 'Lovers' Lane'. In addition to How Ridiculous said lane included four other persons: two men and two women They were couples - hetrosexual couples; there's nothing brightly coloured about this pool.

Each couple were clearly together and one of them was often physically together, both orally and, on one occasion, with their costumes entwined. HR jests not; but at least now it is understood for what purpose goggles have an anti-mist coating.

Why do people go swimming only to faff about at the edge of pool and prevent dedicated swimmers being able to execute a perfect turn and indeed on some occasions prevent any turn at all being made? It's just ridiculous.

Anyhow, in the next lane swam a gentleman with all sorts of contraptions attached to his person one of which looked like an IPOD. How Ridiculous imagined the joy of being able to swim whilst listening to Madonna's 'Drowned World' and the even deeper joy of having it piped into (if not acted out in) 'Lovers' Lane'.